I lost weight. On my head.

Something curiously new.

True alonergy means celebrating Valentines day with a combo for one. 

 

Universally accepted Cinnamon Life. It's not just for breakfast. 

A common reaction among people when they realize they truly can operate a digital camera.

The front of this Christmas card would say "Santa's little helper" and you would get it in the mail from some distant relative you have never met before.